Chelsea Clinton recieved her degree from Stanford
this weekend. Now on to Oxford University.
Bush twins fail drinking 101 to repeat class in fall.
George W. orders FBI to get everything they can on leaders
of M.A.D.D. Wants states to lower drinking age to 18 or
face loosing federal funds for highways.
Comment on twins "they will come around by the time
they are 40".
2024-------First Woman President of U.S. Chelsea Clinton
"Dad gets to hirer all interns, HE hasn't been so happy in
years" the new President proclaims while handing out cigars.
Mom and Elene look fabulous at presidential ball.
ALL is well in Clinton village.
Jenna Bush becomes first female commissioner of Major League Baseball(the only job her daddy ever wanted)
First on agenda lowering the price of beer at all Major League
Parks. Dad to get Sky Box in every stadium.
Barbara Bush gets elected Governor of Texas promising
to execute a prisoner an hour six days a week(sundays are
left for church and family of course)until back log of death
row inmates are cleared out. Says "It's a big job I know I
will need two terms to get them all". Gives Mom rights to all
candle concessions at candle light vigils outside prisons.
All is well in TEXAS--George W. says see I told you they
would straighten out after 40.