Two friends were talking, one was telling the other that his wife was having an affair, and he was afraid to divorce her because she would sue him for half of everything. So the friend told him that he could get rid of her if he had hard sex with her every night. Do that and she will be dead within a year. A day before the year was up the friend visited him and found him in a wheel chair, all crumbled up and asked him how he was doing. He said, oh fine. Well his friend asked, "and how is your wife"? She is over there. The friend looked up and saw his wife playing volleyball, running and jumping and laughing. The husband pointed his finger at her, hands trembling and shaking, and said, "that?s okay bitch, you can laugh all you want to, you will dead by morning.