Silly-Putty Paragraphs With Patronisingly Unchallenging Questions!

by Jonty Parkin 2 Replies latest jw friends

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  Jonty Parkin

  Having long since parted company with my "theocratic library", I am no longer in a position to find an example of the typically simplistic milky pap tricklings which passes for "spiritual food" in the Org.

  You know the kind of thing - a mind-numbingly silly putty paragraph with a patronising printed question (the answer to which is embarrasingly obvious), seldom requring more than one sentance and frequently more than one word to answer it.

  Can anybody give me some examples (with references) for a project I'm doing?

  Many thanks,

  Jonty
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  Simon

  You mean this sort of thing:

  Paragraph 1 (read by stooge sat next to Watchtower Conductor).

  "Jehovah is god and Jesus is is son."

  Watchtower Conductor: (reading Q1 from bottom of WatchTower). "Now, who is the son of god?"

  (lot of hands int he air)

  Watchtower Conductor: "Yes, sister smith ..."

  Sister Smith (Zealot): "erm ... Jesus"

  Watchtower Conductor: "Yes sister ... erm ... anyone else?"

  (people sit wishing they could look out of the window on the bright sunday morning and not be sat in the stuffy hall that decided to pay most of the money to a 'brother' on the building committee for overpriced chairs instead of on some air-conditioning)
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  Jonty Parkin

  Yes, that's the kind of thing. thanks Simon.

  If anyone has any more examples (real or imagined), I'd be interested and amused to see them.

  Jonty