I just got out of a vat of cheesey, sickly-sweet goo. What is that I hear you all shout - aghast and a-gog (but not of maygog, oh no) and where. Oh, I fear for the unwary and timid. It is none other than the (trumpet blast) e-watchman discussion board!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO APOSTATES WELCOME Whats-your-favourite-colour-and-why-type-old-'witnesses.com' subjects. All watched over by the kindly old man in the sky, the new head of JW's eeeeee-WATchMan. Go and see, but take a sour-ball Yuk. I'm orf to take a shower.