Thought these were funny....wanted to share them with ya...
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you?ve come into my life... (Inside Card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside Card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside Card) - That you?re not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... (Inside Card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside Card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside Card) - Almost life like!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside Card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside Card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside Card) - It's almost like you?re still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside Card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside Card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside Card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in , and )
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside Card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day! (Inside Card) - Too bad no one likes your husband
Desi