2004 "lovers of..."

by in a new york bethel minute 9 Replies latest social humour

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    brothers and sisters, it would be wise for us to make arrangements well in advance to attend the 2004

    "lovers of donations" district convention

    "lovers of saving seats for your immediate family memebers only" district convention

    "lovers of new releases that we never read until we have to study it at the bookstudy" district convention

    "lovers of haters of apostates" district convention

    "lovers of district conventions" district convention

    "lovers of our mediators, the 144,000, without whom we as the great crowd could not approach God" district convention

    "lovers of standing for brief announcements" district convention

    "lovers of not purchasing food from vendors or restaurants during the lunch hour" district convention

    "lovers of skirts that never go higher than the knee, even when you are sitting" district convention

    "lovers of God TM and his Earthly Company TM " district convention

    "lovers of Pepsi Products" district convention

    ..................give me some good ones people... i know u got 'em!!!

    the new york bethel minute

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    I don't have any at the moment, in a new york bethel minute, but yours are great!

    LOL

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Lovers of Cult Indoctrination

  • Simon
    Simon

    what about "lovers of clapping till your hands are numb" ?

  • new light
    new light

    Lovers of Ridicule

    Lovers of Domination

    Lovers of Lies

    Lovers of Long Drives

    Lovers of Feeling Superior to Everyone Else Because Your Dress and Grooming Are Well-Arranged on a Saturday Morning

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    hey new light... are u my long-lost twin???

  • gods vigilante
    gods vigilante

    Lovers of "If you can't get time off, get rid of your job so you can go" District Convention

    Lovers of "If you got a hotel room NOT through Watchtower Society means please still let us know so we can save money" District Convention

    Lovers of "Sitting in uncomfortable seats for 6 hours" District Convention

    Lovers of "Still wear your badges even while not at the District Convention" District Convention

    Lovers of "Where's your F***ing badge" District Convention

    Lovers of "The wonderfully made Dramas even though they are getting lamer" District Convention

    Lovers of "You can look but you can't touch" District Convention

  • FirstInLine
    FirstInLine

    "Lovers of invented and exagerated annecdotes concering praise recieved from a 'wordly' person towards the Organization on account of our individual yet completely insignificant and utterly conceited attempt at self righteousness" District Convention

    "Lovers of using space between boring talks to set clap traps for support of condemnation of the agents of Satan that plot to expose the truth about 'the Truth' (TM)" District Convention

    "Lovers of standing around the pee trough pretending not to notice the gigantic african american shlong that is staring down your bean" District convention

    "Lovers of shaking hands with way too many people" District Convention

    "Lovers of singing 'Make the Truth your own' with 20,000 other people...again..." District Convention

    "Lovers of the warning tape setup to block off the nose bleed section" District Convention

    "Lovers of Shasta" District Convention

    "Lovers of piously making a special note of waiting until 6:30 before leaving on a weekday" District Convention

    "Lovers of being the first guy in your section to clap after an obvious clap trap or really boring talk" District Convention

    "Lovers of Condemning all the forms entertainment we all actually enjoy on a regular basis but pretend not to or only for educational purposes" District Convention

    "Lovers of Dramas that make Beaver Clever's family look like they are involved in a child porn syndicate" District Convention

    "Lovers of talking about moses for at least 40 minutes a day" District Convention

    "Lovers of using binoculars to watch a bird take a crap on an elder accross the stadium" District Convention

  • Bubbamar
    Bubbamar

    Lover of the Drama's so I can take a nap when the lights go out!

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    "Lovers of long, heartfelt, sleep-inducing prayers" district convention

    "Lovers of taking notes and throwing them out afterward" district convention

    "Lovers of beating children who can't sit still" district convention

    "Lovers of bullshit" district convention

    "Lovers of numb asses" district convention

    "Lovers of losing a weekend" district convention

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