The perfect anonymous gift!

by Perry 9 Replies latest jw friends

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  Perry

  Who would you give one to?

  CELEBRATING OUR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

  The First Air Filter Disguised as a Seat Cushion!

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  Millions of people suffer from flatulence as a result of a medical condition or diet. Like many others, you may be concerned about taking more medication. The Flatulence Filter seat cushion is a non chemical, external solution to the problem. It is a super-activated carbon/foam filter system concealed in a simple chair cushion. It absorbs the odors immediately! Our seat cushion has been tested by a team of scientists...
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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Well, the first one would be Martha Stewart, next would be Hillary Clinton.

  Elmer
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  SAHS

  Our seat cushion has been tested by a team of scientists

  Who the hell would do the testing? They must have to do a smell test, as they do with new deodorants. If that?s is the case, they?re as sick as a cult!

  ?SAHS
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  Double Edge

  You're right .... it would have to be given anonymously . (very funny)
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  SixofNine

  You and your crazy money making schemes Perry!
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  Leolaia

  hehehe, you read in the FAQ, the original name of the device was TooT TrappeR...:))) They changed the name because doctors who wanted to use it thought it sounded like a gag name....
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  ohiocowboy

  I think Fart Filter Undies would be a better investment!!!
  
  
  
  
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  SuperMommy

  My step-dad...and it wouldn't be anonymous.
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  Double Edge

  think Fart Filter Undies would be a better investment!!!

  Now there's a million dollar idea if I ever heard one!
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  Perry

  This was my favorite testimonial. Sounds like he already wore one out.

  "I recommend your cushion to all my friends. I couldn?t believe how well it works. I had to order a replacement and I was amazed how fast it arrived. Keep up the good work." (Jack in WA)