Idea: dodr-to-door counter ministry.

by Quotes 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    In response to a recent post by Cicatrix (see http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/71986/2.ashx) Got me thinking.

    What would happen if we organized a direct, door-to-JW-door campaign, and went direcly to all the JWs and told them the truth about their religion, the same way the JWs do to everyone else. Of course, our campaign could be much more efficient (because we are not trying to sell boosk, just spread info)!!!

    Now, I know this would never happen, but just imagine it, if youi can. And consider that if this started happing en masse the Watchtower would probably start to support the Stratton, Ohio type laws.

    **Knock-knock**

    Householder: "Yes?"

    Anti-Publisher: "Good morning. My name is Quotes and I'm calling on JWs here in this neighbourhood. Did you know that in this society we are living in, hypocirsy exists at the hightest levels of institutions, and one can hardly trust authorities that once seemed so trustworthy? Perhaps you have heard about the scandal involving the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society seeking and obtaining official ASSOCIATION with the United Nations, a move described by the Watchtower as "harlotry" in the past -- before they were the harlots?"

    [wait for response, which will probably be that they have not heard about it]

    Anti-Publisher: "Well, that's not surprising, they seem to be trying to keep this a big secret. In fact, some who have called the Bethel to make enquiries were lied to and told it isn't true; only when the caller pressed further and asked for explanation of the proof they already had did the sheepish admission come out. I'd like to share a scripture with you, where Jesus talks about how things can be filthy on the inside even though they look clean on the outside."

    [read scripture about white washed graves, full of dead men's bones & uncleaness]

    Anti-Publisher: "The reason I'm here today, though, is to offer you a true message of hope. Hope that we can all live in a world free from hypocrisy and corruption. And we don't have to wait for some unspecified date in the future for some mysterious imaginary friend in the sky to make it all better, either. You can enjoy a LOGICAL PARADISE right now, today, and have a much more enjoyable life for it. Don't you think that God would want you to use your life in a logical manner, rather than wasting it on willy-nilly-silly things?

    [wait for response]

    Anti-Publisher: "I'd like to leave some website URLs with you, with absolutely no cost or obligation on your part. You have nothing to loose and everything to gain by looking into these things."

    [provide URLs in most efficient manner: email, or just have them write down the one link to a portal-page with all the relevant URLs in one convenient place, like this one. Suggest they look at the history of their own group, objectively, at http://quotes.watchtower.ca/.]

    Anti-Publisher: Can I call you next week to see what you think of all this exciting new information? I'm sure you've never heard about any of this before?

    [overcoming objections] If the householder says "You are an opposer and apostate" you might reason with them by saying:

    Anti-Publisher: "Well, many people have some very nasty labels for our group, and as a JW I'm sure you've felt the sting of being called names by some that you felt were misinformed about JWs. But we prefer to let our message speak for itself. And really, what is the motive of ones making those accusations? Does it not seem reasonable that they have something to hide? Wouldn't you, as a thinking person, like to learn the facts for yourself?"

    [overcoming objections] If the householder says "We have our own religion"

    Anti-Publisher: "Yes, and my message is targeted exactly at people like you who are being misled by your Watchtower taskmaster".

    [overcoming objections] If the householder says "I don't have internet access"

    Anti-Publisher: "Well, I encourage you to get it, if it is within your means. Until that time, I would be happy to have you over to my home and we can use my personal computer to view this life-saving material -- it's that important, I'm happy to have you over (even though JWs would never do this so early in the game). Or perhaps we can meet me at an Internet Cafe. Do you like coffe? Me too. Perhaps next Monday evening, after work, say 6:30pm??? We can have a sip of Java, and learn some real truth!

  • Athanasius
    Athanasius

    Sounds like a great idea, using their own tactics against them. Maybe it could be tried at the next apostofest.

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Looks Great Quotes...will there be a anti-theocratic school I can sign up for?

  • Will Power
    Will Power

    I love this post. Really gives me shivers to think that they talk like that tho and rehearse it and perfect it. Sounds like you were? really good at it - at least on paper and in theory.

    Anyone ever try using their own logic on them selves? They "yababababuttbutt auuummmm" and high tail it outta there!!! Or turn into scary movie characters.

    will

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    Will this presentation appear in the next Our Kingdom Anti-Ministry?

    Seriously, though, I doubt that you'd get past the first few sentences before you got the door slammed in your face. Kind of ironic, no? (And, of course, fading screams behind the door of "APOSTATE", "DEEEEMINZ" and such things)

  • Undaunted Danny
    Undaunted Danny

    Instead of "I AM NOT INTERESTED" "BEND OVER JEHOVAH" Awesome

    bendover3.jpg (77482 bytes) click on here for larger version
    (big printer size)

    Bend over Jehovah!
    (no books from crooks)

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