It's national girlfriend week!!!!!

by imallgrowedup 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  imallgrowedup

  According to a very reliable source (my spam mailbox!), it is National Girlfriend Week!!! So, in honor of this "never heard of before" commemoration, I just wanted to wish all my girlfriends on the board (and the guys whom I love like a girlfriend!!!):

  HAPPY NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND WEEK!!!!!

  And remember:

  It is good to be a woman because: 1. We got off the Titanic first.
  2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  3. Taxis stop for us.
  4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
  6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
  7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
  9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
  10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
  11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
  13. We will never regret piercing our ear.
  14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

  Love ya, ladies!!!

  growedup
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  calamityjane

  Hey girlfriend, have a great day.
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  Special K

  I laughed at some of them because they were .. TRUE!

  lol..

  thanks

  Special K
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  funkyderek

  1. We got off the Titanic first.

  That's because we couldn't stand all your screaming and whining. We'd rather go down with the ship.

  2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

  And then complain when you're not treated equally.

  3. Taxis stop for us.

  Taxi drivers don't leer at us. Anyway we can drive.

  4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

  Yeah OK, you've got us there.

  5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

  Puff skirts, leg warmers, shoulder pads. You don't remember the 1980s?

  6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

  We can amuse ourselves by something as simple as passing gas. It's great.

  7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

  If we forget to shave, we look rugged and masculine. If you forget to shave.... well, you look rugged and masculine.

  8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

  I think that's an American thing. Over here, men's sports don't usually involve such tight uniforms. We do manly handshakes or a pat on the back (well above the waist).

  9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

  We don't mind doing that, honestly.

  10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

  But it takes you about four hours.

  11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

  Why? Where's the fun in that?

  12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

  If we marry someone 20 years younger, all our friends will be incredibly jealous.

  13. We will never regret piercing our ear.

  No biggie.You can have this one as well.

  14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

  Except your greasy skin and burgeoning weight problem. Beer is the real solution to life's little problems.

  15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

  Damn right. We're too busy thinking about what you look like naked
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  imallgrowedup

  ROFLMBO @ Funky Derek!!!

  What hilarious comebacks!!!!!

  My favorites:

  7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

  If we forget to shave, we look rugged and masculine. If you forget to shave.... well, you look rugged and masculine

  10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

  But it takes you about four hours.

  15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

  Damn right. We're too busy thinking about what you look like naked

  Thanks for the heartfelt laughs!!!!!

  growedup
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  Stefanie

  Happy Girlfriends day!

  You cant tell when we are aroused, unless we arent wearing panties.....
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  shotgun

  Stef....oh my...oh me

  Same thing with me, the panties give me away evrytime.
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  imallgrowedup

  Shotgun -

  Time to have a talk with that hair on the back of yer neck again!!!!!!!!!!

  growedup