Children's Books You'll Never See

by somebodylovesme 5 Replies latest social humour

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  somebodylovesme

  I never cease to find this funny... REAL CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE

  • "You Were an Accident"

  • "Strangers Have the Best Candy"

  • "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

  • "Some Kittens Can Fly!"

  • "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

  • "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

  • "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

  • "Where's Godot?"

  • "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of
    Wild Animals of North Amer... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

  • "All Dogs Go to Hell"

  • "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"

  • "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

  • "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

  • "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

  • "Bi-Curious George"

  • "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

  • "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

  • "You Are Different and That's Bad"
  • "Pop Goes The Hamster! And Other Fun Microwave Games"

  heheheheeh

  SLM
  who doesn't have children
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  ohiocowboy

  LOL!!!

  How about:

  101 Damnations
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  logical

  These are the ones i am familiar with

  "You Were an Accident"

  "You Are Different and That's Bad"

  "Logical Was So Bad its ex-dad (and everyone else) hated it"
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  Draconian

  "Toot: The Little Engine That Doesn't Stop At Level Crossings"
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  Fleur

  awww, logical... ((((((((((((((logical))))))))))))))

  ~fleur

  (essie)
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  Dan-O

  "Strangers Have the Best Candy"