And now, "Deep Thoughts" by Bendrr.
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If a white native of South Africa immigraged to the United States would he be an African American?
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If I don't ask these questions, someone else already has and actually gotten paid for doing so. When I said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. Well. no one is laughing now!
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If Amway is so great, how come Wal-Marts and K-Marts are closing to make way for Super Wal-Marts and Big K-Marts but there is no Mega-Amway.
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The difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Chevy Chevette? You can slam the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
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Why does the drive-thru ATM have Braille on the keypad?
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Why do people go into McDonalds and order a double quarter pounder with cheese, super size fries and a DIET coke?
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going to bed now, thought you'd like the first one.
night, buddy.
mike.
Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed,