A story about Socrates

by Scully 9 Replies latest social humour

  • Scully
    Scully

    Keep this philosophy in mind the next time that you either hear, or are about to repeat, a rumour.

    In ancient Greece (469-399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day, the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"

    "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."

    "Triple filter?"

    "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student, let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

    "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

    "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

    "No, on the contrary..."

    "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain that it's true?"

    The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

    Socrates continued. "You may still pass the test though, because there is third filter -- the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

    "No, not really"

    "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

    The man was defeated and ashamed. This is the reason that Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

    It also explains why he never found out that Plato was banging his wife.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    LOL Good one Scully. Deserves a bump it does.

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    Hahaha! here's another shameless BUMP,

    O

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    ROTFLMAO!

    Kate

  • Sirius Dogma
    Sirius Dogma

    LOL!!

  • avengers
    avengers

    haha. Good one.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Yes.

    Scully, if I hadn't married Kate, I would have married you...or maybe Alan.

    Damned thinkers y'all.

    Craig

  • patio34
  • gespro
    gespro

    Good 1

    ROFLMAO

  • talesin
    talesin

    This is a keeper.

    bttt

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