Ok, so we've probably all heard before that someone out there has done a study calculating about how much time we will have spent in our lives sitting at red lights and it comes to about a year? - well, I've got one for you.
Try calculating about how many days you have spent at circuit/district conventions in your life, assuming there were 3 for circuit every year, and 3 or 4 for district every year. I can't remember the year it switched to from 4 down to 3. This number is bigger than you might think, especially if you were raised as a JW.
Mine is more than 7 months, can you imagine? If this was all consecutive, I would be in a straight jacket somewhere.