proof that watchtower.org web developers take lsd

by dh 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • dh
    dh


    "I've been asking why I'm here most of my life"


    The best way to find out why something was designed is to ask the designer


    Even sincere world rulers have not been able to bring about a peaceful, paradisaic world


    God's purpose to restore an earthly paradise will soon be realized


    God's perfect heavenly Kingdom will be mankind's only rulership in the new world


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    They are
    interested in you

    Kingdom Halls, practical
    in design, are places for
    Bible discussion

    What Is Provoking
    THE AGE OF RAGE?

    Can You Find
    Inner Peace?

    Help for Battered Women

    How to Solve Problems Peacefully

    WHY THEY
    RESORT TO
    VIOLENCE

    Are You a Slave to Fashion?

    Is beauty defined by what we wear or by what we are?

    This ancient Egyptian linen garment was one of the world's most enduring fashions

    In ancient Rome women wore a stola

    PORNOGRAPHY
    Harmless or Harmful?

    PORNOGRAPHY
    Harmless or Harmful?

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    watchtower.org

    be the best!

    hahaha

    (ps: the captions are all real)

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    I especially like tis one!

    Lol, I think we should make captions for these pics.

    Hahahah, you white missionaries actually believe in that shit!?"

    "I hope my PO didn't catch me reading JWD! He'll have my ass!"

    "You know, Abdul, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to behead those Americans."

    "You retard, can't you see I'm going to my car and I have no time to read and or debunk your stupid pamphlet!?"

    "Hey CRR, I can punch myself in the head too and make a funny face!!"

    (That one's for hillary)

    "CRR, I'm glad to report, your tests came up negative. Next time, don't try to go after strippers, milfs seeking younger men and women of low regard..... (BTW, I hear that chick that's obsessed with Chevies is a cutie, try for her!) Oh shit, you'll forget what I say and I'll probably see you again in 3 weeks!"

    (This one's for Elsewhere and Chevy)

    "Yeah, I can get away with it! There's only one witness here!"

    "Those Christmas decorations are sure pretty, I wish I could do that to my house."

    "So you see, 607 cannot be the real date of Jeruselem's fall because there's no astronomical evidence to support that claim.." "I still don't get it."

    "Whadda mean we have an attendance problem!? The hall is so filled, there are people standing outside!" "Err, Brother Johnson, you forgot to unlock the hall and the meeting's supposed to start 10 minutes ago!" "D'oh"

    "Hey, I see you over there with the Lap Top!!! Put that down!" "But Brother, this game is probably more educational than your babble." "Yeah, what's the game called?" "Leisure Suit Larry"

    "Hmmm....his wife has no rack."

    "Why is the Kingdom of Heaven on earth?" "Shut up and don't ask any questions, and you'll live forever" "Oh shit, that means I'm stuck here forever."

    "Daddy, why is the New System segregated?" "It's because this is a fantasy land of old men from Brooklyn that grew up in times that didn't know any better."

  • new light
    new light

    "Oh, man, once this WT library chip is ready for surgical implant and we have enough for all the publishers, they'll give me a corner suite at Bethel. With no more CD's getting into the wrong hands, the GB is gonna be kissing MY ass for once. I'm da man!"

    "Why is a 5-year old coming up to my door wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase? I'd better put on some more makeup, this is probably one of those hidden camera shows."

    (Seen through the eyes of the person connected to the hand in the far right of the picture)

    "Damn, what'd they put in this weed?!"

  • new light
    new light

    Hey DH! That was not an attempted hijacking, I just couldn't resist the captions thing. CRR cracked me up. I think you are onto something. Somewhere along the line between Russel and now, you know some of the higher ups must have taken something. Back in the 1800's, all drugs were legal. Who knows what kind of magic potion C.T. Russell was swilling to come up with his pyramid/ time line/ asrological theories. I think he was basically a Millerite on drugs, or the craziest man that ever lived.

  • dh
    dh
    Hey DH! That was not an attempted hijacking,

    no i think it's great, i didn't expect any replies! the captions are mad.

    maaad ha ha ha

    watchtower.org says...

    "but the elders are so old... how can they tell me i can't give my husband a bj"

    You Getting Enough Sleep?

    NO, IT'S SUNDAY MORNING!!!

    this deserves a thread of it's own...

    watchtower.org presents...

    Sleepiness Test

    How likely are you to doze off in the situations mentioned below? Using the following scale, circle your answers, and then add up your total score.

    0 = Would never doze
    1 = Slight chance of dozing
    2 = Moderate chance of dozing
    3 = High chance of dozing


    Sitting and reading
    Watching TV
    Sitting inactive in a public place, such as at the theater or a meeting
    As a car passenger for an hour without a break
    Sitting quietly after a lunch without alcohol
    Lying down to rest in the afternoon
    Sitting and talking to someone
    In a car, while stopped in traffic

    Score Results

    1-6: No need to worry
    7-8: Within the average
    9 and over: Seek medical advice

    oh the implications!

    Does
    God Really Exist?

    back on lsd

    Do You See More
    Than Your Eyes Do?

    Do You Believe in What You Cannot See?

    oookay .

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    You will be one of us.

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