Does anyone remember Gilda Radner playing Emilly Litella? Have you ever had a Litella moment where you misread or misheard something and went off on a rant until you got all the information and had to say
NEVER MIND?
What's all this fuss I hear about endangered feces??? That's outrageous. Why is feces endangered? How can you possibly run out of such a thing? Just look around you - you can see it all over the place. And besides, who wants to save that anyway?
What's all this fuss I hear about 1976 presidential erections? I know that they erected a monument for Mr. Lincoln and President Washington, but that's because they're dead! Hopefully, the 1976 president won't be dead, so he won't need an erection!