The secret to inner peace (joke - its funny honest!!!)

Sirona

I'm passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace........the article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a
bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, some Prozac,
some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2
can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese triangles.

You have no idea how f***ing good I feel....