A college professor was doing a study testing senses of 5th graders. Using a bowl of life savers he gave all the children the same kind of life saver one at a time and asked them to identify the color and flavor. The children began: red - cherry, yellow - lemon, green - lime, orange - orange.
Finally he gave them all honey flavor life savers. After a moment, none of the children could identify the taste. Well, he said, "I'll give you a clue - it's what your mom may sometimes call your father". One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled, "Oh my God, they're assholes!!".