Dire need!!!!!!! Please HELP!!!!!!!

by Thunder Rider 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    A song is raging through my brain and I can't remember all the ltrics!

    Does anyone remember Steve Martin's song the one with the line "put a live chicke nin your underwear".

    Here is what I do remember so far.

    Be curteous kind and forgiving.
    Be gentel and peaceful each day.
    Be honest and love all your neighbors.
    Have a good thing to say.
    Be thoughtfull and trustful and child like.
    Be witty and happy and wise.
    Put a live chicken in your underwear.
    Be oblong and have your knees removed.

    There's also a line about being obsequetious purple and clairvoyant.....

    Can anyone add to this????

    I won't be able to sleep till I figure this out!!!

    Thunder

  • blondie
    blondie

    Google identifies it as:

    Be Courteous

    Be courteous, kind, and forgiving
    Be gentle and peaceful each day
    Be warm and human and grateful
    And have a good thing to say

    Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
    Be witty and happy and wise
    Be honest and love all your neighbors
    Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant

    Be sure to stop at stop signs
    And drive fifty-five miles an hour
    Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth
    And when you get home get a master's degree in geology

    Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
    Be dull and boring and omnipresent
    Criticize things you don't know about
    Be oblong and have your knees removed

    (Ladies only) Never make love to Bigfoot
    (Men only) Hello, my name is Bigfoot
    (Everyone) Put a live chicken in your underwear
    Go into a closet and suck eggs

    - Steve Martin

    Apparently the proper title to this song is "Grandmother's Song."
    A little levity for a rainy day. If you don't know the melody for this one, give me a call, and I'll sing it to you. Be warned, though, it's pretty catchy.... :)

    http://webhome.idirect.com/~muskokajoe/lyric/courteous.html

  • blondie
    blondie
  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug

    Blonde, you can't be real. I've never ran into anyone who can come up with information as quickly as you. How in the world do you accomplish that task ?? Bet the WTS is afraid of you.

  • blondie
    blondie

    My secret is Google.

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    Google huh?
    I was hoping there was someone else on the board with, like me, a twisted plethora of useless information running around in their heads.

    Thanx for quoting it for me Blondie.

    Thunder

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    I just read the lyrics to my spousal unit, and his reply is:

    Well, you just can't get much better advice than that, that is if you're to get advice at all.

    Hugs

    Bren

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