Reality check

by simplesally 7 Replies latest social humour

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    > One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
    >
    > His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,playing in the mud,
    > with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
    >
    > The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and
    > there was no sign of the dog.
    >
    > Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
    > knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
    >
    > In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
    > family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
    >
    > In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
    > counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a
    > broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the
    > back door.
    >
    > He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
    > clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
    > something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as
    > it made its way out the bathroom door.
    >
    > As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn
    > over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been
    > smeared over the mirror and walls.
    >
    > As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in
    > her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
    > his day went.
    >
    > He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
    >
    > She again smiled and answered, "You know how every day when you come home
    > from work, you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
    >
    > "Yes," was his incredulous reply.
    >
    > She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

  • Ciara
    Ciara

    I like it, simplesally. Rolly 2

    Ciara


  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Ahahahahahahaha! Good one!!

    Rob

  • bem
    bem

    That was so funny !!

  • TrailBlazer04
    TrailBlazer04

    I actually did that once when my good for nothing X accused me of "doing nothing" all day...so I did. He didn't bug me for awhile after that.

    TB

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    ... ...

  • missylissy
    missylissy

    hahaha, thats great.....

  • Special K
    Special K

    Good one sally.. chuckle, chuckle.

    and Hi there Missy Lizzy haven't seen you around for awhile. Hope the summer is going well for you although we have had a sort of weird summer weather wise.

    Special K

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