Have you been visiting the birth canal lately?

by Norm 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Norm
    Norm

    The late WT President, Fredrick Franz, the most prolific writer the WTS had since Rutherford was probably also the author of the article about young girls being like cow''s. In that article he revealed to the world his almost limitless ignorance about human sexuality.

    Ignorance and lack of knowledge has of course never stopped any WT writer, most of the time it has even been a necessity for them not to have a clue about what they write about.

    I do not know for certain who has penned the following quote, but it could well have been old Freddy, anyway, enjoy this "wisdom" straight from Jehovah:

    "*** yy chap. 3 pp. 22-23 Growing into Manhood ***

    PURPOSE OF SEX

    13 Our Creator provided sex as a means for a man to express deep love for a woman and to father their children. But God laid down rules regarding sex, explaining that sex relations are to be had only by a man and a woman who are married to each other. This is because God purposed that every baby brought into the world should have both a father and a mother who would take all the responsibility of rearing that child. It is, therefore, wrong in God?s sight for persons who are not married to engage in sexual relations.

    14 On the other hand, for married persons sexual relations are a wonderful way for them to express love for each other. The husband lies close to his wife so that his male organ fits naturally into her birth canal. This can give great pleasure to each of them. In the process, the husband?s sperm cells go out of his body through his male organ right into his wife?s birth canal. These sex cells move through the canal, and if a mature egg cell is there in the wife, one of her husband?s sperm cells may join with it, and the fertilized cell will begin to grow into a baby. So you see, God made the sex organs for a sacred purpose, that of passing on life. That is why it is proper that they be used according to God?s rules."

    Of course we all know that God keeps your genitals under close surveillance at all times, this no doubt explains why he doesn't have the time and interest to take care of all the starving and sick people in the world. Your genitals always have first priority.

    The author makes this very interesting observation: "This can give great pleasure to each of them."
    This indicate that the writer had at least some knowledge of the female side of the proceedings as they don't have much chance to find out about any pleasure during those 15 seconds the whole thing takes from start to finish. But then again, one should be careful about using "sacred organs" too much. Remember this folks when you shower, always clean the "sacred" parts with the correct motive.

    Norm

  • Mac
    Mac
    Have you been visiting the birth canal lately?

    I'm seriously considering that as an option for my next vacation!!

    macgondolier class

  • Lehaa
    Lehaa
    I'm seriously considering that as an option for my next vacation!!

    Well mac I hope you get to go and have a really nice time.

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Norm,

    Welcome back!

    The late WT President, Fredrick Franz, the most prolific writer the WTS had since Rutherford was probably also the author of the article about young girls being like cow''s. In that article he revealed to the world his almost limitless ignorance about human sexuality.

    Yes, it seems typical of the track record of the WTS that a person who did not have sex for at least seventy years if ever, should be chosen to write a feature on the joys of sexual intercourse.

    On the other hand, for married persons sexual relations are a wonderful way for them to express love for each other. The husband lies close to his wife so that his male organ fits naturally into her birth canal.

    But only if he has served as a Missionary. Anyone not fulfilling his Missionary service would find that his male sex organ might then fit unnaturally into the birth canal.

    Best regards - HS

  • Scully
    Scully
    On the other hand, for married persons sexual relations are a wonderful way for them to express love for each other. The husband lies close to his wife so that his male organ fits naturally into her birth canal.

    I remember reading this as a teenager and thinking... what's the big deal about sex then?? It sounded soooooooo *yawwwwwwn* the way the WTS put it.

    Now that I know better, it's obvious that the statement was made by a 70 or 80 year old male virgin.

    Love, Scully

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O
    I'm seriously considering that as an option for my next vacation!!

    Be sure to bring back souvenirs, Mac!

  • avengers
    avengers
    Remember this folks when you shower, always clean the "sacred" parts with the correct motive.

    Or you could walk on the wild side.

    lol.

    Hey Norm. I'm glad to have met you at the bbq.
    Enjoyed it a lot.

    Andy

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