One day, while a Jehovah's Witness mother cleans her sons room, she finds a sado-masochist magazine on top of the wardrobe. Unsure of how to confront him, she keeps the magazine and shows it to her husband when he comes in from doing his shepharding calls. Slowly, he flicks through the pictures of leather clad dominatrix and whips, before handing it back to his wife without a word. "Come on", she says, exasperated. "What should we do about this?"
He looks back at her solemnly. "Well", he says, "I don't think we should spank him".
I thought it was funny as hell.