My Jetobah Witness floor

by onacruse 8 Replies latest jw friends

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  onacruse

  I recently helped my long-time business partner, and good friend, install a wood floor in his new house. The name of the wood is "jetobah," a variety of Brazilian cherry.

  We've been working our butts off, and this afternoon I suggested that he just not do any shop work tonight, turn the radio to a blues station that has a regular Friday night r&b program, and "shake that jetobah floor"...

  Well, I did my usual faux pas and said "Jehovah" floor. Dang, I hate it when I do things like that! LOL

  So, as we were both laughing our asses off of the tailgate of his truck, he said: "From now on, I'm gonna call it my Jetobah Witness floor."
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  Lostreality

  Hahaha!

  How long did it take you to install the floor?
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  onacruse

  750 sf...2 days.

  Another quip I made was that, if he turned the music up load enough, he might just shake the Jehovah out of his jetobah.
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  seeitallclearlynow

  onacruse, does the flooring look anything like this? Beautiful!!

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  new light

  I work in the wood floor business and 750 s.f. in two days is pretty good. That "floor of the year" was amazing. So much work. Jetobah Witness.....funny.
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  Markfromcali

  On a similar note, I remember when I was taking this interpersonal psychology class there was this model called the Johari window - which was actually named after the two guys Joe and Harry. At one point someone blurted out Johari's Witnesses.
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  onacruse

  seeitall: I can't seeitallclearlynow! LOL...And what the heck happened to the formatting of this thread?

  But, no, what we did wasn't nearly that fancy; just plain old "lay it out and nail it down" stuff.

  The home we're working on now has about 4,000 sf of beech flooring, reclaimed from an old tobacco factory in North Carolina; sent to a California company, hand-distressed and re-sent to site prefinished, with this really ugly brown stain.

  And what does this have to do with exJW issues? I have no idea! LOL

  Craig (of the "wishes Kate and I had just won the lottery" class)
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  XQsThaiPoes

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  Markfromcali

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