after the resounding applause from last week's post, I decided to add some theatrics and blatantly rip off the John Boy & Billy Big Show.
and now without further adieu....
Welcome to the JW.com Playhouse!
Tonight's episode: The Fish Story
Mike as Himself
FredHall as Game Warden Buford T. Justice
Our story opens with Mike preparing to leave a prime fishing spot at Brushywood River Park. Warden Justice approaches.
Justice: Hold it there sir. Need to talk to you.
Mike: Hey ossifer, what's the problem?
Justice: There's a 'no fishing' sign right there. Looks like you've been fishing, (drinking too!)
Mike: Fishing? Me? Nope.
Justice: So how about that pole and cooler?
Mike: Oh, that's just for my job at Brushywood University Animal Department. The experimental animal department.
Justice: OH! CATCHING FISH FOR ANIMAL EXPERIMENTS! YOU SON OF A...."
Mike: NO!! We're training bass and bream to help people. Part of that training is to name them and train them to come at the call of their names.
Justice: I've heard it all now! And I thought them Jehovahs Witnesses were crazy!
Mike: Really, dude! These 3 bass here in the cooler are trained fish. They come back when I call them. Want to see?
Justice (readying a citation): Sure I just gotta see this
Mike walks down to the river's edge with the cooler. He opens the lid and releases the fish.
Mike: Ok guys, swim out to the middle now. Go on, Dale, Elvis, Lynyrd. Swim out there, now.
Justice: Ok, boy. Let's see this university experiment. Call 'em back!
Mike: Call who back?
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mike!
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