Inner Peace (e-mail sent to me today -- thought y'all would enjoy it!)

by cruzanheart 4 Replies latest social humour

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    As summer is now swiftly rolling to a wrap, I have found myself more stressed than is customary. Then, just by accident the other day, I ran across a marvelous article that has proven very therapeutic. I thought perhaps all of you could benefit from my tried and proven recipe for de-stressing your lives as well, since I have found such inner peace. The article read:

    "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

    So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished . . . and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freakin' good I feel . . .

    You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

    Nina

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    I dig this philosophy

  • morty
    morty

    Throw in a nice hot bubble bath, and that is totally complete ...

    Too cute Nina

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    I'll finish off Xenawarrior's morphine.

  • Freedom Fighter
    Freedom Fighter

    Brilliant! I'll throw in a bottle of Peach schnapps to that!

    FF

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