The Dubs keep leaving three by three hurrah, hurrah.
If enough of 'em leave,
And I hope they do,
they won't be a-shunning
me 'n' you
And we'll all feel gay when the dubs keep leavin town.
P.S. Does anyone know all the words to: (sung to tune from La Traviata, I think)
"Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated,
It felt so neet,
I used my feet.
Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good,
I knew it would.
You should have seen me on the short strokes,
it was go grand,
I used my hand.
You should have seen me on long strokes,
I lost my mind,
oh, my behine.
Whip it, whip it, beat it on the floor.
Wrap it around the bed post, who could ask for anything more.
They used to say that say that sex was grand.
I say they're all wet, you can always use your hand.
Anyone remember all the words? I'm sure I messed that up.
And how bout:
I wish all the girls were like fish in a pool,
and I was a shark with a water-proof tool.
Oh, roll your leg over,
Oh, roll your leg over,
roll your leg over,
It's better that way.
Ay, Yi, Yi, Yi
In china they do it for chilli.
Now here comes another verse
that's worse than the other verse,
So waltz me around by my willy.
'member that one?
Where it is a duty to worship the Sun you can be sure that a study of the laws of heat is a crime.