ABOUT SEX...
Sex is like air. It's not important...
...unless you aren't getting any !
ON SHARING A BED WITH SOMEONE...
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
ABOUT WHAT KIDS KNOW...
It is not what a teenager knows that bothers their parents,
...it's how they found out!
ABOUT LIFE...
LIFE is sexually transmitted.
ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE...
Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.
ON BEING AN ADULT...
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
ABOUT A MAN'S INTEREST IN THE G-SPOT & CLITORIS...
If a man is interested in your G-spot to the exclusion of your clitoris...
try being interested in his prostate to the exclusion of his penis!