Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
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self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat,
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contemplating ecological issues
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on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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in a lush, green meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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and said: Elegant Lady,
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I was once a handsome prince,
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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
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and I will turn back
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into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever
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feel grateful and happy doing so.
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't f*cking think so.
Frogs
by Valis 5 Replies latest social humour
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Valis
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Elsewhere
lmao!
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Celia
Not new, but I love it !
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Princess
LMAO
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Valis
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the
frog and put him in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said. "If you kiss
me and turn me back into a beautiful princess. I will stay with you for one week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out. "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princxess, I'll stay with
you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and
put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want
Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer, I don't have time
for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."