by Markfromcali 4 Replies latest social humour
Ok this is mostly just a concept, but doesn't that song lend itself to a version about serving at Bethel? "It's fun to serve at the Brooklyn Bethel.." I don't have hardly anything, but maybe the last part:
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
But you cannot do what you feel
Come on, I know there are some of you who have a knack for this..
Ok - I whipped up my attempt in 15 minutes...
Young bro, there's no need for more school.
I said, young bro, you ain't Satan's fool.
I said, young bro, come on to the big town
There's no need to wash win-dows.
Young bro, there's a place you can go.
I said, young bro, just don't expect any dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
It hard work on the assembly line.
It's no fun so why do you stay?
It's no fun so why do you stay?
There ain't anything for a man to enjoy,
Unless you like getting with the boys...
It's no fun so why do you stay?
It's no fun so why do you stay?
You must keep your speech clean, be there for every meal,
And never must cop a feel ...
Young bro, are you listening to me?
I said, young bro, what did you want to be?
I said, young bro, you can't have no wet dreams.
But you've got to keep your 5x5 clean!
It's no fun so why do you stay?
It's no fun so why do you stay?
There ain't anything for a man to enjoy,
Unless you like getting with the boys...
It's no fun so why do you stay?
It's no fun so why do you stay?
You must keep your speech clean, be there for every meal,
And never must cop a feel ...
Young bro, I was once in your shoes.
Working the presses, eating the food.
Never to move on, never to leave.
Sneaking in bottles of booze up my sleeve...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young bro, take a walk with me.
I'm a little older, and help you make your way.
And if nobody tells, it really ain't gay.
It's no fun so why do you stay?
It's no fun so why do you stay?
There ain't anything for a man to enjoy,
Unless you like getting with the boys...
It's no fun so why do you stay?
It's no fun so why do you stay?
You must keep your speech clean, be there for every meal,
And never must cop a feel ...
BTW no offense to anyone gay - just a compendium of some of the rumours of various activities at Bethel etc.
Great idea, Mark!
You've got talent, Joeno!
I really enjoyed that. Makes me curious...do any of the apostafests sponsor talent shows?
--Merry
Well now that the cat's out of the bag this wouldn't be much of a surprise, but we could kick off a fest where someone pretends to be a Witness calling at the house, someone engages them in conversation and then burst into a musical piece..
