http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375/
I watched a new show the other day called "Saved!". It is a great show (Comedy / Drama) that shows the lives of some Born-Again teens and their families.
At one point a girl gets it in her head that Jesus wants her to "save" her gay boyfriend by having sex with him. Never having received any form of sex education she does not use any protection. Later on she is watching a movie about a woman who survived cancer. Some of the symptoms the woman said she had was waking up sick and having missed her period for a few months. This gets the girl's attention and she runs to a pharmacy and steals a home pregnancy test (being the good little Born Again she could NEVER be seen buying such a thing).
The next scene is of her riding her bike home saying: "Please let it be cancer! Please let it be cancer!"
Ahhh yes... it never fails to amaze me just how screwed up some of these Hyper-Holy people can be.