An open letter from a drunken Norwig

by Rex B13 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • Rex B13
    Rex B13

    Hi fellow apostraphes.....oops, apostates,
    I jest got outta dis local bar and thoiught I would psot some more of my meaningless drivel and hatred of God, who does nto exist. I luv to castigate..no copulate with JW wimmin because I hate all that they spre... HICCUP stand...for.
    AHEEEEMMMMMM, OOPS, got some drool on me keyboard.
    I also like to wear pink and purple tights that display my well rounded whiskey gut. It turns the chickadees on, dontcha know? I jes hate those fundys and xtans because they fooled a HICCUP, bright guy like me fer so many years.
    Well, I hate all nigg.. and tras...bit..es, all them NOW fems are hypocondriacs ...I mean hypno, ah screw it! Remember, good drugs are just....good fer ya.
    Yakki Dum
    K

  • JanH
    JanH

    At first I thought you had faked it, DubDub, but then I realized your ortography was never that good.

    - Jan
    --
    Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. [Ambrose Bierce, The DevilĀ“s Dictionary, 1911]

  • Kent
    Kent

    Nice! Where are you from? Rjukan????

    Yakki Da

    Kent

    "The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide."

    Daily News On The Watchtower and the Jehovah's Witnesses:
    http://watchtower.observer.org

  • Rex B13
    Rex B13

    Ya know what, Jan?
    If you put glasses on and grew your hair a little longer you and Kent could be....well, twins! Make sure and choose those geeky ones with black frames.
    Rex

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