need translation from English to German

by Mulan 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Will someone do this translation for me pleae?

    "Yes I can ship Paraway Pack to Germany. The cost is $53.00 (U.S. dollars) per pack, and shipping will be about $20.00. Please pay with PayPal.........www.paypal.com. Use my email address to send payment."

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Say Mulan, can't they catch the English over there? From my experience of travelling in Germany most folks were English speakers of varying proficiencies.

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    I thought so, Oz, but the email to me was in German, and I had to have it translated, so assumed I needed to reply in German too.

    I will try it in English, and see what happens.

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Hope this helps Mulan.

    The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plase....

  • franklin J
  • franklin J
    franklin J

    blank post....

    LOL at shotguns response....

    further incentive to only "buy American"

  • Erich
    Erich
    "Yes I can ship Paraway Pack to Germany. The cost is $53.00 (U.S. dollars) per pack, and shipping will be about $20.00. Please pay with PayPal.........www.paypal.com. Use my email address to send payment."

    " Ja, es ist möglich, "Paraway Pack" nach Deutschland versenden. Der Preis beträgt $53.00 (US-Dollar) pro Einheit. Die Versandspesen betragen ungefähr $20.00. Bitte bezahlen Sie mit PayPal.....www.paypal.com. Und benutzen Sie meine e-mail-Adresse, um die Zahlung abzuwickeln."

    hope this was of benefit for you

    E.

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