Info on Jesus........

by hillbilly 1 Replies latest jw friends

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:

    1. He went into his father's business.

    2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

    3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.


    Proof That Jesus Was Irish:

    1. He never got married.

    2. He was always telling stories.

    3. He loved green pastures.


    Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:

    1. His first name was Jesus.

    2. He was bilingual.

    3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.


    Proof That Jesus Was Italian:

    1. He talked with his hands.

    2. He had wine with every meal.

    3. He worked in the building trades.


    Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:

    1. He never cut his hair.

    2. He walked around barefoot.

    3. He invented a new religion and finally


    Proof that Jesus Was Black:

    1. He called everybody brother.

    2. He liked Gospel.

    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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    My Uncle cracks me up...............

    ----Hill

  • itsallgoodnow
    itsallgoodnow

    Funny! That was precious.

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