This is mostly for the ladies, but guys will enjoy it too!
1) With chocolate size doesn't matter; its always good.
2) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
3) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
4) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
5) Good chocolate is easy to find.
6) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
7) Chocolate can't get you pregnant.
8) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
9) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
10) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting slapped in the face.
11) You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.
12) The word commitment doesn't scare off chocolate.
13) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
14) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
15) "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
16) You can get chocolate.
17) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
18) You can have chocolate in front of your mother.