The Bush administration changes a light bulb

by Pleasuredome 5 Replies latest social humour

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    The Answer is TEN:

    1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

    2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

    3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

    4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

    5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,

    6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished",

    7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

    8. One to viciously smear #7,

    9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

    10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

  • pettygrudger
    pettygrudger
    10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

  • darkuncle29
    darkuncle29

    What about the one that says that Jesus wants us to change the lightbulb?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    It only takes one guy to blow up the bulb w a micro nuke. Then it glows in the dark for a few thousand yrs.

    S

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished",

    That's just cute.

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

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