New World Diner
Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
(a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER
ENTREES
Shrimp Creole
Trinitarian Roast
Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
Jehovah Gyros
Filet of No Sole
Chicken ala Kingdom
Elder Burgers
Wild Beast Stew
APPETIZERS
Society Soup
Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons
Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing
SIDE DISHES
Russell Potato Chips
Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
Franz Fries
Retried Human Beans
Spicy Gehenna Chili
Passed Over Memorial Bread
DESSERTS
Pioneer Upsidedown Cake
Arch Angels Food Cake
Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Apostate Pops
Pagan Pudding
Date Bread Surprise
Prophet in a Sense Cakes
BEVERAGES
1925 Shun Shine Punch
1914 Watchtower Rose'
New Light Beer
NEW ON THIS YEARS MENU
Leo Greenpeas
Evil Slave Salad with End of the World Salad Dressing
Everlasting Life Cookies
Field Ministry Fondue
Gilead Goulash
Book Study Surprise
Good News Bologna
Paradise Pie
All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.
Hope you can come!
Thanksgiving Menu at Bethel for 2004
by Scorpion 8 Replies latest social humour
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Scorpion
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ohiocowboy
LOL!!! I'm sure the Bethelites would consider that a welcome change from the oh-so-popular Liver and onions that is usually served there...
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candidlynuts
book study surprise? whats that? the boogars from the chairs the snot nosed kids sit in?
hilarious menu scorp.
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kls
Scorpion that is so good i am going to print this out for my Frig.,,,,,,,LOL
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hubert
Sounds yummy !!
Are they selling tickets?
Hubert
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Scorpion
Hubert,
If you think this Menu sounds yummy, wait till you see next years additions to the menu.
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Satanus
Do the elder burgers contain real elders, or imitation? Hopefully, no ms's or elderette additives. Don't forget the hot ministerial serviettes, district hors'douvres.
S
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gespro
LMAO!
GOOD ONE
g
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willyloman
Do the elder burgers contain real elders, or imitation?
The latter, presumably, since there's no shortage of raw materials.