It's payback time !! (For all you blondes out there).

by hubert 6 Replies latest social humour

  • hubert
    hubert

    I get a lot of blonde jokes. But this is the first one I got that is the opposite response of what you expect. So this is for you blondes. (payback)! (No offense intended to anyone, blonde or not).

    A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York.

    The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired, and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines, and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

    The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works.... "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

    The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "okay, how about this? If you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, but if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500.00."

    This catches the blondes attention, and figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

    The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in her purse, and pulls out a five dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

    Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer..."What goes up a hill with THREE legs, and comes down with FOUR?"

    The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows, all to no avail. After more than half an hour of searching for the answer, he finally gives up.

    He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

    The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going nuts trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes the blonde and asks..."Well, so what goes up a hill with THREE legs and comes down with FOUR?"

    The blonde reaches into her purse, and hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

    (Ta Daaaa) !!

  • kls
    kls

    Oh God i know i will regret this but,i am Blonde and i don't get it.: {

  • gdt
    gdt

    kls, you seem very nice.....a blonde joke 'in reverse'...got it? who was smarter than the lawyer??

    Cheers. gdt

  • kls
    kls

    Thanks gdt now i got it ,,,,,,,Aww could we forget i even said anything,,,,,shhhh,,,i was never here.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    lmao!!!

  • missy04
    missy04

    LOL! That was funny!

    I'm suprised to hear a blonde joke where the blonde is not made fun of! That's cool! (I'm a blonde)

    I have lots of blonde jokes...and tell them even though I am a blonde..alot of them are about me!

    ~Sarah

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    The Blond Passenger

    Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blond passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blond man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have a live grenade in my pocket. I'll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo."

    Perplexed, the stewardess said, "But, sir. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo."

    "Damn!" replied the blond passenger, "I got on the wrong plane."

    Help Me With This Puzzle!

    One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."

    Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"

    The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place.

    She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box.

    He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger."

    "Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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