An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "well I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Lesbian/Cowboy Joke of the Day 11.16.04
by SixofNine 5 Replies latest jw friends
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SixofNine
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Brummie
sernigger
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Elsewhere
lmao!
Hey... I think I'm a lesbian too!!!
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Gretchen956
My son tells me he's a lesbian all the time!
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ohiocowboy
Way too cute!!! I've gotta remember that one!!! Thanks for the chuckle...
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CoonDawg
Then there was the guy who went to the doctor and said "Doc, I have this spot on my forehead. What is it?"
The doc examined him and did several tests. A few days later, the man came back in to get the results. The doc said "Sorry about this but you have a very rare condition. The spot on your forhead will within a year grow into a penis."
The guy freaked and said "Well, can't we just cut it off now?"
The doc answered "No, it's connected to your brain. If we cut it off, you'll die."
So the guy asks "So you're telling me that for the rest of my life, I'm going to wake up, look in the mirror and see a big penis on my forhead?"
The doc answered "Oh, no...you won't see it at all. Your new balls will be hanging over your eyes."
