Male or Female?

by Dirt Rocker 1 Replies latest social humour

  • Dirt Rocker
    Dirt Rocker
    What Sex Are They?
    SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished,
    with its tongue hanging out.
    ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can
    always see right through them.
    COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
    TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
    HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
    anywhere you have to light a fire
    under it...and, of course, there's the
    hot air part.
    SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
    water.
    HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the
    weight shifts to the bottom.
    SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
    HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last
    5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
    REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But
    consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
    without it, and while he doesn't always know
    the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    lol

    Cute!

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