Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person?

by Swan 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Swan
    Swan

    Consider the following...

    MJ moonwalks; JC walks on water. Coincidence?

    JC looks different in all of his pictures (compare Michaelangelo's Last Supper with Listening to the Great Teacher); MJ looks different in all of his pictures. Coincidence?

    JC was reviled in court; MJ was lectured by the judge. Coincidence?

    Satan tempted JC to throw himself down from a building; MJ dangles his son over the balcony. Coincidence?

    MJ called his pet chimp Bubbles; the same nickname JC gave to Mary Magdalene! Coincidence?

    JC talked to a woman at a well; MJ would do well to spend more time talking to women. Coincidence?

    JC takes the time to feed the masses loaves and fishes; MJ takes the time to give the masses his autograph. Coincidence?

    JC at his baptism is visited by a single dove; MJ at his concert wears a single glove. Coincidence?

    JC was half human and at his resurrection could not be beat; MJ sang "Beat It" and looks like Ripley's half alien baby in "Alien Resurrection." Coincidence?

    Think about it!

    Tammy

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    Much too much idle time in your hands. Please get to something constructive at once!

    DY

  • Greenpalmtreestillmine
    Greenpalmtreestillmine

    Swan,

    LOL, no I disgree!

    Sabrina

  • redhotchilipepper
    redhotchilipepper

    Oh my gosh, I don't know but the title sure caught my attention. Holy poop. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that one.

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    then google said unto swan: almost thou persuadest me to be a jacksian!

  • teejay
    teejay
    MJ called his pet chimp Bubbles; the same nickname JC gave to Mary Magdalene!

    That was wrong!

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3

    You are not the first...

    Jackson had by now become an almost mythical figure, and like most myths he attracted hyperbole. A group of Jehovah's Witnesses announced that he was the Messiah

    Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/events/blackhistory/michaeljackson.shtml

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Are grammar important?

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