There is this Packer fan who is married to a Bears fan.
He loves her with all of his heart, but just can't get past the fact
that
she is a Bears fan and therefore, kinda slow. He thinks long and hard,
and
comes to a decision. As much as he loves Green Bay, he loves her more.
He
decides to become a Bears fan.
After weeks of trying unsuccessfully to root for the Bears, he decides
to
enlist the aid of a doctor.
"Doc, I want to become a Bears fan, is there any way you can do it?"
the man
asks.
"Well, it's quite simple, I just have to remove 1/3 of your brain, but
it is
a very dangerous procedure.
Are you sure you want to do this?" the Doctor asks.
"I have no other choice." the man says.
He wants to have the surgery right away. The doctor begins the
procedure.
During the operation, his hand slips, and he cuts out too much of the
poor
Packer fan's brain. While the man is recuperating, the doctor is pacing
around his bedside. The man starts to stir.
The doctor rushes over and says "Sir! I am so sorry, during the surgery
I
mistakenly removed 2/3 of your brain!"
The man looks up at the doctor with a big smile on his face and says,
"GO
VIKINGS!"