Six Piece of Legs

by Nancy Drake 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nancy Drake
    Nancy Drake

    My son was just singing the twelve days of Christmas to me and he said....

    "...eight maids a milking

    seven swans a swimming

    SIX PIECE OF LEGS!!!!"

    I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! Ah five-year-olds. And Christmas. Love BOTH of them very much.

  • bem
    bem

    That was Cute Nancy! hug that child for me, My grand-daughter has been singing carols to us for the last few days and she has added some cute words of her own! some are not english, just words that rhyme or fit

  • Nancy Drake
    Nancy Drake
    That was Cute Nancy! hug that child for me, My grand-daughter has been singing carols to us for the last few days and she has added some cute words of her own! some are not english, just words that rhyme or fit

    Kids are great! I almost forgot, he also said, "Two Turtle Gloves!" I started wondering what the pictures in his head looked like while he was singing...a cute little turtle wearing mittens?

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Have you heard the Hawaiian version? The local Hula halau (my granddaughter is in it) performed at the home where my parents live, last Saturday. At the end they sang that song, and Mele Kalikimaka. It was great. (tutu is grandma)

    Numbah One day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    One mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Two day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Two coconut, an' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Tree day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Foah day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Five day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Five beeg fat peeg... foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Seex day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg (that make TEN!),
    Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Seven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson,
    Five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Eight day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson,
    Five beeg fat peeg (that make TWENNY!), foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Nine day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Nine pound of poi, eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin',
    Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah let, tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Ten day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Ten can of beer, nine pound of poi, eight ukuklele, seven shrimp a-swimmin'
    Seex hula lesson, five beeg fat peeg,
    Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    Numbah Eleven day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Eleven missionary, ten can of beer, nine pound of poi,
    Eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin', seex hula lesson,
    Five beeg fat peeg, foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.

    (Numbah Twelve day of Christmas the bes', and the bes' stuff always come las'...)

    Numbah Twelve day of Christmas, my tutu give to me
    Twelve TELEVISION, eleven missionary, ten can of beer,
    Nine pound of poi, eight ukulele, seven shrimp a-swimmin',
    Seex hula lesson, FORTY steenkin' peeg,
    Foah flowah lei, tree dry squid, two coconut,
    An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree!

  • bem
    bem

    Mulan that is cute!! I can only imagine how badly I would mess that up unless I was reading it .

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Nancy-

    That is too cute!! "Two Turtle Gloves"

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