Okay, Armageddon's never coming.

by Nosferatu 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    We're almost in the year 2005. Back in my JW days, I never saw mankind making it to the year 2000 without Armageddon happening. It's now almost 5 years since the new millenium began. Either Jehovah's shitty chariot has lost a wheel, or his earthly organization is actually a huge dung pile in Brooklyn.

    Armageddon isn't coming. Jehovah's chariot has crashed into reality. Go give your woman an orgasm tonight with your tongue (even if you're not married to her) and celebrate!

  • Scully
    Scully

    This would explain why JWs are the most sexually frustrated people on the planet. The WTS keeps screwing them, and Armageddon never comes.

    heh heh

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    LOL @ Scully

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    LOL,

    this is one funny post.....but its Christmas...

    I'll go with it....lets ALL have a good time!+

  • avishai
    avishai

    Maybe Jah is on the privy and can't hear.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    If Armageddon was only faking it, could you tell the difference?

    CZAR

  • setfree
    setfree

    LMAO. You mutha mockers

  • Badger
    Badger

    The Sox won the series...Armageddon would started by now.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Actually,Armageddon was coming in 1975,but it got cancelled..I was there..You truley know your dealing with gods organization,when the WB&TS can just up and cancell Armageddon..LOL!...OUTLAW

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