We're almost in the year 2005. Back in my JW days, I never saw mankind making it to the year 2000 without Armageddon happening. It's now almost 5 years since the new millenium began. Either Jehovah's shitty chariot has lost a wheel, or his earthly organization is actually a huge dung pile in Brooklyn.
Armageddon isn't coming. Jehovah's chariot has crashed into reality. Go give your woman an orgasm tonight with your tongue (even if you're not married to her) and celebrate!