I'm More Powerful Than I thought! LOL

by Stephanus 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Well, This about takes the cake. This was posted about me on a politics newsgroup. (Stephanus substituted for my real name) And you thought there were trolls on THIS board! LOL

    What is going on here people? You all sound like you have
    just been let out of a 30 years solitary confinement?

    This group needs some livening up. Stephanus what are
    you up to? I have a piece for your nz.politics page.

    My thoughts about Mr. Stephanus

    On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my
    shock and disappointment at some of Mr. Stephanus's allegations.

    With this letter, I hope to protect our peace, privacy, and safety.

    But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark:
    The reason Stephanus wants to procure explosive devices, gasoline, and detonators
    for use in an upcoming campaign of terror is that he's completely squalid.

    If you believe you have another explanation for his cynical, conniving behavior,
    then please write and tell me about it. In order to convince us that obscurity,
    evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of
    depth and brilliance, Stephanus often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing
    results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes.

    If the mass news media were actually in the business of covering news rather
    than molding public attitudes to replace the search for truth with a situationist
    relativism based on fatuous faddism, they would unequivocally report that
    this is the very source of the careerism of which I accuse him -- justly,
    as is now more clear than ever. If you don't believe me, see for yourself.

    Stephanus is dead set on defending his position against what I have to say, regardless
    of what I have to say. I'm not going to say why; we all know the reason.

    I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down.

    Specifically, my goal is to protect innocent, people on nz.pols' from ungrateful,
    disorderly prima donnas like him.

    Of course, he has managed to convince a bunch of offensive, yellow-bellied
    mafia dons to help him practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some
    sort of predatory, combative death cult. What was the quid pro quo there?
    If I'm not mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way
    that if you've read this far, then you probably either agree with me or are
    on the way to agreeing with me.

    Judging by the generally domineering nature of Stephanus's representatives, I
    can see that I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just
    don't realize that I want to thank Stephanus for his deeds. They give me an excellent
    opportunity to illustrate just how laudable Stephanus can be.

    He will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism.
    He will put me down as "crazy" or "noxious". That's his standard answer to
    everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise.

    Stephanus's faculty for deception is so far above anyone else's, it really must
    be considered different in kind as well as in degree.

    Stephanus's surrogates perpetrate all kinds of atrocities while alleging that
    they are simply not capable of such activities and that therefore, the atrocities
    must be the product of my and your feverish and overworked imaginations.

    The communicative efficacy of Stephanus's connection with officious, meddlesome
    busybodies will cause sullen lunkheads to palliate and excuse the atrocities
    of Stephanus's confreres sometime soon.

    Here, too, the exception proves the rule: Stephanus disguises his iron fist with
    a velvet glove. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness
    to face the more unpleasant realities of life.

    Faith is harder to shake than knowledge, love succumbs less to change than
    respect, hate is more enduring than aversion, and his arrogance will lead
    him to subvert existing lines of power and information in a matter of days.

    Well, that's getting away from my main topic, which is that I want to speak
    up and speak out against Stephanus. I want to do this not because I need to tack
    another line onto my résumé, but because Stephanus has been known to say that
    a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct
    solution to that problem. That notion is so self-deceiving, I hardly know
    where to begin refuting it.

    No group has done so much to overthrow all concepts of beauty and sublimity,
    of the noble and the good, and instead drag people down into the sphere of
    Stephanus's own base nature as Stephanus's vicegerents on nz.politics. The reason is
    simple: If we contradict Stephanus, we are labelled lecherous heavy metal fans.
    If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms.

    His harangues are just a rhetorical ploy to get away from the obvious fact
    that extremism has never been successful in the long run. And I can say that
    with a clear conscience, because he is trying to deflect attention from his
    tendentious ideals.

    You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement,
    but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. I apologize if
    what I'm saying sounds painfully obvious, painfully self-evident. However,
    it is so extremely important that I must sincerely say it. If Stephanus has spurred
    us to shape nz.politics with dignity and harmony, a forum of justice, solidarity,
    liberty, and prosperity, then Stephanus may have accomplished a useful thing.

    He has never gotten ahead because of his hard work or innovative ideas.
    Rather, all of his successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing,
    outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. And that's it. I have
    had to restrain myself from rebuking Mr. Stephanus more vehemently.

    Come on people move out of this rut. Go and read the news on
    mai.flora.org and become international experts.

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    Your our very own celeb. Have Playboy asked you to pose nude yet?

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Now that's thinking, Hippi! I wonder how much I could extort by promising NOT to pose nude...

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Note to self:

    1. Don't discuss politics with Stephanus.
    2. Don't buy next issue of Playgirl.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Prisca:

    1. I'm afraid the extent to which I carry out my politics has been rather exaggerated in the above post - I never use bombs when a knife will do! LOL

    2. You're safe there; although now that I have a digital camera, noone else is!

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    Question:

    Does [Der]rick post to nz.pols?

    outnfree

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

  • waiting
    waiting

    Hey Stephanus,

    I never use bombs when a knife will do! LOL

    Man........don't let mommy or tina see this! Free opinions given on their perception of your mental health, hatred and decadence may be forthcoming. lol.

    I'm More Powerful Than I thought!

    Lord, you can tell you're a man........

    waiting

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Don't worry about me, Waiting, I'm a total pacifist when it comes to personal interraction. The stuff about bombs and petrol in that post about me was projection by the woman who was making all those allegations about me; a week earlier she had said what a wonderful thing had been done in Argentina by a woman who strapped sticks of dynamite to herself and threatened to blow herself up in a bank branch. She was apparently protesting "high bank fees" and the woman who abhors those violent impulses that she claims I have was praising her very highly for her "brave" stand against corporate fascism. She also approves of the McDonalds' smashing by various discontented radical groups. Oh, and she's also wished me dead on occasion too! LOL

    As for powerful, let's say "influential"; after all, I'm supposed to be single-handedly responsible for the direction the ng has taken. If that ain't influence, I don't know what is! LOL

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