Inner Peace

by Prefect 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Prefect
    Prefect

    INNER PEACE
    I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me and
    we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
    heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
    proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
    started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
    finished, so, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle
    of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
    Kahlua, the remaining Budweisers in the fridge, a package of Oreos,
    the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of
    the cheesecake, some saltines, a box of chocolates and the half
    filled bag of Ruffles. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
    Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

  • under74
    under74

    LOL, I always find that when I finish off all the bottles of booze I feel pretty damn good too.

  • Tigerman
    Tigerman

    Rest In Peace

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    lol @ Perfect!

  • codeblue
    codeblue

    lol...thanks for the laugh and smile this morning!

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    *clink*

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