Just a few true funnies....................................................

by nicolaou 3 Replies latest social humour

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  nicolaou

  At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

  One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

  You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

  The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it will rip your face off at the first opportunity.

  Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

  Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

  There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you have your head stuck in something.

  Thank you Peter Kay
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  Double Edge

  There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you have your head stuck in something.

  It's been a while, but I can still feel the "terror". Funny list.
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  mkr32208

  Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

  This is so TRUE and what about the new electronic eye toilet flushers that always flush when your halfway through! My wife says that the worst thing in the world is when she leans forward to get the paper and the electronic eye flushes with all the power of a tsunami and splashes pee water all over her butt!!!!

  Mark of the ~glad I pee standing up~ class
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  whyamihere

  I can Pee Standing up! Really I can! Its one of my many tricks!

  Hey, I have been in many different bathrooms and there is no way I am sitting on that or sitting there because of the person who used it before! Things that make you go uughhhh!

  Brooke