My wife was given this one by somebody at the college she goes to. I though you folks might enjoy it, especially those who've had a higher education like me!
Why God Never Recieved a Ph.d.
1. He had only one major work.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no refrences.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.
Source: Charlotte's Web: The Lighter Side of Psych.
Why God Never Recieved a PH.D.
by Forscher 6 Replies latest social humour
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Forscher
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Joyzabel
LMAO! I love it. thanks for sharing.
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Greenpalmtreestillmine
Too funny, thanks!
Sabrina
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Stefanie
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
Good one!
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Leolaia
How about that there's no one qualified to be his advisor and give him an oral examination of his thesis?
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Greenpalmtreestillmine
Leolaia,
How about that there's no one qualified to be his advisor and give him an oral examination of his thesis?
I like that one the best! Sabrina
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Mastodon
Sweet!!! Awesome!