Times are a changin...

by TheApostleAK 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • TheApostleAK
    TheApostleAK

    Times change, rules change...

    The corrected list from a previous post.

    * = What i've seen JW's doing (and not just a few either) against the society.

    BECOME A JW AND YOU CAN'T
    Celebrate Mother's Day
    Celebrate Father's Day
    Celebrate Grandparent's Day
    Celebrate Birthdays
    Celebrate Thanksgiving
    * Celebrate New Year's Day
    Celebrate Christmas
    Celebrate Halloween
    Celebrate Easter
    Celebrate Flag Day
    Celebrate Independence Day (Fourth of July)
    Celebrate Hanukkah
    * Celebrate St. Patrick's Day
    * Celebrate Valentine's Day
    * Celebrate "Any" Holiday
    Sing any Holiday Songs
    Eat turkey on Thanksgiving
    * Join the Boy Scouts
    * Join the Girl Scouts
    Become a Cheerleader
    * Attend class reunions (No "Worldly" association)
    * Go to the school prom
    * Play School Sports (No competition allowed)
    * Play Professional Sports
    * Join any organization that has ties to Christianity
    * Shop at the Salvation Army
    * Volunteer for the Salvation Army
    * Shop at Church run thrift stores
    * Shop at Church Garage Sales
    * Shop at any Store that has Christian ties
    * Contribute to the Red Cross
    * Join the YMCA
    Join the Military
    * Attend Alcoholics Anonymous
    Salute the Flag
    Sing the National Anthem
    Go to War
    * Own a Gun
    * Learn karate
    Vote (Conscience matter now to please Governments, you will be ostracized if you do)
    Run for any Public Office
    Campaign for a Candidate
    * Can join union, but not participate in its affairs
    Buy lottery tickets
    Gamble
    * Date without supervision - young or old
    * Watch R rated movies
    * Cannot work on another Church if it's a regular customer
    Smoke cigarettes, pipes or a cigars
    * Sell cigarettes, pipes or a cigars
    Accept Blood
    Donate Blood
    * Wear blue jeans or casual clothes to the Kingdom Hall
    Wear pants to the Kingdom Hall if you are a female
    * Wear skirts or dresses that are above the knee at any time
    * Wear any type of long hair if you are a man
    * Wear a beard in some Kingdom Halls and areas (judged hard)
    * Pierce ears if male, other body parts if female
    * Have any Tattoos
    * Say curse words
    Toast drinks (pagan origin)
    Throw rice at a wedding (pagan origin)
    Say "Bless You" when someone sneezes
    Say "Good Luck!", "Wish me Luck", "I was Lucky" or "You were Lucky"
    Tell ghost stories
    * Practice Yoga
    * Own a Smurf
    * Watch TV shows, "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch", "Touched by an Angel", or "Bewitched"
    Say "It was fate" or mention anything to do with "fate"
    * Engage in any risky acts such as: Sky Diving, Bungie Jumping & Hang Gliding
    * Have Jesus as your Mediator and Savior
    Wear or own a Cross
    * Attend another Church (Spiritual Fornication)
    * Associate on a regular basis with nonbelievers
    * Associate with ex-members
    * Associate with disfellowshipped ones
    * Talk with disfellowshipped ones
    * Marry a nonbeliever (If you do, you are judged hard by the congregation)
    * Marry in another Church or attend a wedding in another Church
    * Have a funeral in another Church or attend a funeral in another Church
    * Pray, including holding your head down, when a nonbeliever prays
    * Study other religious articles not from the Society
    * Read negative information about the Society
    * Question the Watchtower Society on anything
    * Exercise your on conscience if it goes against the religion
    * Question Anything!
    * Have Christian freedom
    * If you are a woman you can't pray in the presence of men, without a covering on your head
    Become a Jehovah's Witness and you shouldn't....
    .... if you do you will be looked down upon

    * Discuss politics
    * Get on the Internet
    * Attend social functions organized by your place of work
    * Associate with worldly neighbors
    * Attend College (The Society has lightened up on this somewhat, but if you attend you are not putting Kingdom interests first, and will be judged.)

    Become a Jehovah's Witness and you have to....

    * Attend several regular meetings each week
    * Go out in field service regularly to recruit new members
    * Report your field service activity to the congregation each month
    * Attend regular scheduled conventions
    * Give talks at the congregation (whether young or old, male or female)
    * Read and fully understand their teachings
    * Prepare for each meeting
    * Study with family
    * Fully accept the Watchtower's authority and rules (no exceptions)
    * Dress according to their rules at the Kingdom Halls, Service and conventions (no exceptions)

    Women and small girls must wear dresses
    Men must wear dress pants with dress shirts and ties

    * Associate only with fellow members
    * Report on fellow members including your family, if they are caught doing something against Society's rules
    * You have to sing at the meetings (even if you have a bad voice) - or you are looked down upon

  • Jimmer
    Jimmer

    No turkey at Thanksgiving or owning a smurf? What's this world coming to?

  • Disengaged
    Disengaged

    Cheese whiz ! What can we do! I know stand in a corner and wait for the end to come.
    More bunk, drivel & dribble
    FEELIN BEROEAN "Just making sure!"

  • spider
    spider

    It is great to see the rules so clearly stated.It is also shocking there are so many.Growing up in the witnesses I was not aware of learning most rules.As a baby I learned to speak and the word "fornication" at the same time.
    I learned to walk but could not explain how.Neither could I explain "the rules" but I probably knew many even then.Later I did more than know them.I felt them.
    Seeing "the rules" is like someone shining a torch on the bars that have kept us in.
    It is no wonder people feel trapped.They don't just imprision you - they bind and gag you as well.
    Imagine witnesses giving this list out on house to house.Thinking about this - is it any wonder witnesses must resort to elements of deception.

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