"Jehovah God's Organization" (to the tune of "Hotel California")

by AlmostAtheist 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    This has been rolling in and out of head for weeks (as so many things do) and so I finally got it all out.

    Dave

    With apologies to the Eagles...

    "Jehovah God's Organization" (to the tune of "Hotel California")

    On a warm summer morning, a ring at the bell.
    Two nice dressed folks, claiming there ain't no hell.
    Makes sense to me, I thought, Sure, I'll take the book.
    What I read in there seemed true at the time,
    So I took a deeper look.

    They came to my doorway;
    'Bout every week or more.
    And I was thinking to myself
    This sounds so good, I want more.
    Then they shined some "new light", they showed me the way
    So I went to their Kingdom Hall,
    And all I heard them say...

    Welcome to Jehovah God's Organization!
    Such a paradise!
    It's a paradise!
    Everyone's loved in Jehovah God's Organization!
    You can have it all, at the Kingdom Hall!

    My study was "progressing" in this "time of the end".
    I shed off all the worldly fools, that I called "friends".
    I finally found The Truth, a whole new life.
    I'm freed at last from, all that worldly strife.

    So I called up my pastor,
    'Please delete my name.'
    He said, 'Mixed up with that crazy bunch? Ain't that a shame.'
    But I still heard those voices calling every other day,
    I go to the meetings thrice a week
    Just to hear them say...

    Welcome to Jehovah God's Organization!
    Such a paradise!
    It's a paradise!
    We're livin' forever here in God's Organization
    Just gotta keep your eyes, on that future prize!

    Judicial Committees,
    And marking's not so nice.
    A small group said, 'We're just prisoners here, of our own device'
    'We knew what we were doing,'
    'for our baptismal vow.'
    Then they sadly lamented,
    'If we knew then what we know now!'

    I turned to my new friends and "family",
    "Quick, let's run for the door!"
    I could tell at last we had to get back
    To the place we were before.
    'Stop,' said the elders,
    'You must have been deceived!'
    'Besides, you can check out anything you like,'
    'But you must NEVER leave!'

    You belong to Jehovah God's Organization!
    Such a paradise!
    It's a paradise!
    We all agree here in Jehovah God's Organization!
    If any have a doubt, we will boot 'em out!

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    "AlmostAtheist Unplugged--Tonight on MTV..."

    good one AA

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    very clever and funny... i'm still giggling... (i noticed this line needed no modification 'We're just prisoners here, of our own device")

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    *holds cigarette lighter aloft*

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist
    (i noticed this line needed no modification 'We're just prisoners here, of our own device")

    Yeah, I tried to keep some things intact, particularly the thought of 'checking out any time you like, but you can never leave'

    Now if I could only sing...

    Dave

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Good One Master Dave

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    Dude! Can't wait to see you on the Hell Freezes Over tour. Great lyrics!

  • blondie
    blondie

    We just played Hotel California and sang your lyrics. Sounding good!

  • justhuman
    justhuman

    That is a GREAT ONE!!!

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