Is Satan A MasterBaiter ?

D wiltshire

A few years a go when rehearsing our circut assembbly parts before the CO.
A brother had a part geared for the young ones and he used the scripture in the Psalms that talks about deliverence from the bird catcher. Well he warn the young ones;"When it come to setting traps Satan knows just what to use to lure people into the trap in fact when it comes to setting traps Satan is a ([master-baiter])".

When he sat down next to me after he finished his talk I told him I learned something I never knew from his talk. He asked me what was that?

I told him I never new that Satan was a masturbater.

Now when I think back I should not have told him because he changed his talk.

sleepy

I remember when we were disscusing the ever so popular subject of masturbation in the ministry school. Every one tried to avoid the school oversear when he was handing out the talk slips .There were lots of funny stories though like the two 10 year olds that had to do it as a sisters talk. My brother who had to do it in my hall and was working on gestures.And then there was brother Bates , M. Bates.
I'm sure these were done on purpose.

think41self

D wiltshire,

OMG, rolling on the floor at that one! You are right, you never should have told him...and then you could have watched the people trying to hold it in when he said it from the platform

Tracy

Undecided

Hi Wiltshire,

LOL!! But didn't you know that the angels have to inhabit humans and use his winkie? That's what Friday just told me on the God Is Dead thread.

Ken P.

Mommie Dark

"But didn't you know that the angels have to inhabit humans and use his winkie? "

So THAT's what happens to Papa Dark when he gets that funny glazed look in his eye just before we...

(did I say that out loud?)

FriendlyFellaAL

Funny, funny stuff!!

This reminds me of a talk given by a brother at my former Hall several years ago.

This particular brother (also an elder) wasn't the best speaker in the world and was well known, at least by the younger members of the congregation, for using some very bizarre analogies in his talks.

He was speaking of evolution, I believe, and made reference to the fact that God had created peckerwoods. He kept on and on, saying this at least three or four more times before I realized he meant *woodpeckers*. Practically the entire hall was in stitches!