by RebelliousSpirit 3 Replies latest jw friends
This is for the ladies to appreciate ...
Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my husband;
Love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for strength,
I'll beat him to death.
Amen.
I wonder how many JWs who have been in my house have noticed that prayer on my fridge?
LOL!!!
Lol! Good one.
Heavens, do you really think that such a statement reflects the spirit of the capable wife in Psalms?
Don't you have some cooking or cleaning to do?
LOL
I have this one:
God grant me
the wisdom to see that my husband is always right
the fortitude to maintain my 38-24-36 figure
the blindness to think that my husband resembles Brad Pitt
and the intelligence to never question his authority.
Amen
I just agreed with him wholeheartedly and added this one for him:
God grant me
The faith to give her the credit cards
The ability to say 'yes dear' when I want to say 'take a hike'
The strength to love her mom
And the super human ability to always see her as Sophia Loren
very cute. I just IM'd my S/O and pasted it for him to see :)
